sarkatism

Jumpa benda ni di satu tempat di ruang maya ni..

rasa mcm nak try..sbb mcm menarek..haha

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
YR:Erk,where's the mirror?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR:Owh yeah?but i don't think so

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR:then,be prepared for someone richer and more famous than you.because no one will like you anymore.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR:So?Do you think I care about that?(a.k.a ada aku kesah!)

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR:Owh I see,it's Brunei anyway.Your albums are not in our market.Sorry!



If an annoying hot woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
YR:really?maybe it's in your dream.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR:Erk,I'm not interested in you too.because I'm interested in someone behind you :P

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR:Owh..then you are definitely not my type too!I hope one day you will find your 'type'.And I wonder if the days will ever come!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR:haha,when I am rich.I will not looking for you anymore.buhbye!

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR:How?I think they will hate you more.




If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR:Sorry,I'm engaged.

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR:yeah.here it is.0129876543.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR:I don't like the idea.find someone else.

4) What do you like about me?
YR:what do you want me to like about you?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR:Give me $1 000 000 first.then I will say whatever you want to hear.



If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR:Hi asshole!

2) You smell like shit!
YR:You look like a shit!

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR:Owh.I C.We are homo sapiens.If I'm ugly.than u r ugly too.and i thought that u had undergo some mutation because u kinda have an ugly heart and ugly mind too!that's make u super duper ugly than me.take that,moron!

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR:Are you sure?because i'm far away in front of you.your short leg will never ever touch my ass!



If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR:erk.who are you?I never knew you.

2) I know you still love me!
YR:Are you trying to crack a joke.It doesn't sound like one!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR:Nope! You go! I stay!

4) Please call me...
YR:sorry.I can't hear your voice.It gives me a nightmare.

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR:really?but I don't.I'm definitely happy with that.have a life la weh!



If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR:Thanx.but no token.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR:yeah,it's you.not me.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR:If you give another 45% discount.I'll take that.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR:erk!it's good eh?but it seems to have no function in my daily life.keep it to yourself.




p/s=dah sunyi dah..semua orang dah mula masuk kelas..